No. This isn't just any random misanthropic post. This is me hating on people who drag me to the dance floor to well, dance.
Guys, I'm perfectly happy sitting by the bar sipping on my whiskey.
And frankly, I'm doing you all some massive social service by not venturing on the dance floor.
That's me. Right there.
And honestly. I don't want girls giving me the Mckayla face. So, no. I won't dance.
Try as you might. I wont budge an inch from my seat at the bar.
Unless I need to pee.
Guys, I'm perfectly happy sitting by the bar sipping on my whiskey.
And frankly, I'm doing you all some massive social service by not venturing on the dance floor.
That's me. Right there.
Try as you might. I wont budge an inch from my seat at the bar.
Unless I need to pee.
2 comments:
Haha, hey.
Your blog is hilarious. And I can totally relate to this post.
I know you're in AA's and everything, but I'd drink to this.
Cheers.
Thanks! First comment! :D
You get a free vodka shot. Cheers!
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