Food.

I love food.

I love food so much i could eat food right out of my own mouth. Does that make any sense? I guess it does. Or maybe not.

 

And if you think sex is better than food, then you're a nincompoop. Here's why.

First. Obviously,

• Man can live without sex. He can't live without food.
• Man can get bored of sex. But even if he gets bored of food, he can't do without it.
• Food tastes better.
• There are more kinds of food than sexual positions.
• Food has four letters, so does love. Sex has three letters, and so does Bah.